January 2010
18 posts
8 things that suck about the ipad →
Gizmodo about iPad
“Dad: Are you really wearing unmatching socks?
Me: Always.
Dad: Aren’t...”
– The Unmatching Socks Juxtaposition. An abstract of an endless conversation I had with my Dad.
I’m scared of putting my itunes on shuffle.
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Brock Davis: Make Something Cool Every Day 2009 →
“If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, 6 days you would have produced enough sound...”
– spliffy
“We have to take in nourishment, expel waste and keep our cells from dying....”
– Sheldon Cooper
“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...”
– James Oppenheim
as good as new.
once upon a time there was this little rabbit. he was an exhibitionist and commited suicide. nobody came to his funeral.
superman broke both his legs after walking in his mother’s high heels. he now is reliant on a nurse. her name is Kate, she’s a crack whore.
dr.hannibal lecter called me a slut i asked him nicely to eat his bicylce he did it and cried.
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first of many.
I gave in.
or did I?